Sat
May
12
Hannah's Page
This is my home page. I like this site because it's safe and easy-to-use. Get a tumblr!
http://www.tumblr.com/
Fri
May
4
- Me: Im gonna sit w/ u cuz some1 took my seat
- Sadi: okay
- Nehal: blah blah blah blah blah (whispering in Sadi's ear)
- Me: *Drinks Sadi's chocolate milk*
- Sadi: Hannah r u drinking my chocolate milk?
- Me: *spits it out all over the place*
- Sadi: *cracks up*
- Me: *cracks up*
- Sadi: y did u do that?
- Me: i thought it was mine
- Sadi: wow
Helicopter GameIs the world Crazy?
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’”…
o snap…
Wed
May
2
“ Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.”
-Batman costume warning label You ruined my dream!
-Batman costume warning label You ruined my dream!
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“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.”
— Brian Pickrell
Sad but true
“ Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding.”
- Mickey Rivers, baseball player YOUR INFECTING THE SMART MINDS OF THE LITTLE CHILDREN MAN
- Mickey Rivers, baseball player YOUR INFECTING THE SMART MINDS OF THE LITTLE CHILDREN MAN
“ Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon.”
- Detroit Daily News Then some light showers at night…
- Detroit Daily News Then some light showers at night…
“ Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver.”
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman Really, i thought it was the dead grandfather in the back!
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman Really, i thought it was the dead grandfather in the back!
“ Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.”
- Alan Minter, Boxe Wow, you just turn us on into the boxing world, Al
- Alan Minter, Boxe Wow, you just turn us on into the boxing world, Al
“ Okay now everyone inhale…and dehale.”
— A catcher leading meditational practice in spring trainin oh wow
— A catcher leading meditational practice in spring trainin oh wow
“ Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.”
— Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery NO SHIT SHERLOCK
— Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery NO SHIT SHERLOCK